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One time, I ran over myself.

I was carrying some envelopes to mail, and asked my partner of he'd run across the street to drop them into the Postal Box on the corner. He declined.

So, I ran over, myself.

Gotcha!

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Groan...

Early happy hour, Richard? LOL

Herbie1 don't know me wewwy well, do he?

I specialize in jokes that are groaners, or so old, the first person hearing them fell off his triceratops laughing.

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Ok Richard it was corny but I laughed.... :jump::jump::jump:

Sometimes the OLD things are the best! :beer::beer::beer: 4 my friend Richard :)

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Herbie1 don't know me wewwy well, do he?

I specialize in jokes that are groaners, or so old, the first person hearing them fell off his triceratops laughing.

I hate to be the one to tell you this Richard, but your bad joke was NOT why I fell off that damn triceratops! I didn't have the saddle cinched down enough....

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Herbie1 don't know me wewwy well, do he?

I specialize in jokes that are groaners, or so old, the first person hearing them fell off his triceratops laughing.

LOL

I gave you an out, Richard- you chose not to take it.

BTW- those moldy oldies are usually pretty good. I could quote The Three Stooges and Curly all day...

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Lone Star: That was you? Not your great grandfather?

I could quote The Three Stooges and Curly all day...

(Herbie1)

Oh, a wise guy! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

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