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You can answer any of them except number 10.

1. Why is blood red?

Because it beats being blue

2. Where do babies come from?

The cabbage patch

3. Why are there craters on the moon

The astronauts made them when they were bouncing around on it

4. If you were a super hero who would you be and what would your super power be?

Superman 'cause I love to fly

5. Why is the sky blue?

The painters thought it was a pretty color

6. Where do babies come from?

look down and check your foot for Xavier Roberts signature and that will tell you

7. Tell me about the birds and the bees

they fly around singing and stinging

8. What is your favorite weapon

a steel toed boot - don't let your boyfriend find out why

9. Did you know Barack Obama is our First Black president?

Really? Did you now the others were all white?

10. Who was the best president, George Bush or Barack Obama

I don't know you decide

11. Can we go back to Baltimore and do the pedal boats

sure if we can avoid little mexico and the ghetto

12. Dad, when are you going to quit being on the ambulance and go back to travelling for work. (tough and loaded question)

I'm not 'cause I like the woo woo's and blinkety blinks

These are the questions in just one week that I can remember off the top of my head. Now how was your week?

Great Ruff ! Haven't killed anybody yet ! :devilish:

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