Nudists

[aussiephil]

A man moves into a nudist colony.

He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.

The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.

It says:

"Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too short." Love, Grandma

[itku2er]

Personal expirence there Phil?

[aussiephil]

Personal expirence there Phil?

It was tniuqs - shou wouldda thought i had no hair........

[itku2er]

It was tniuqs - shou wouldda thought i had no hair........

So the Turnip did it?

[aussiephil]

So the Turnip did it?

The Turnip always does it (to himself)

[itku2er]

The Turnip always does it (to himself)

Unless he has one of those beach babe's with him

[aussiephil]

Beach Babes? In Canada? They are his wet dreams

[tniuqs]

Dear Phil:

Sorry to send the postcard to your Mother ...

[aussiephil]

Dear Phil:

Sorry to send the postcard to your Mother ...

Is that why she thought yr 'nose' was a bit short mate?

[Happiness]

Hey Im canadian and Im hot (well does menopause count)