Weird Ass Phone Calls

[SA_Medic]

Now I am curious as to the explanation on how the cat and husband fits together on cheating.....

[itku2er]

Now I am curious as to the explanation on how the cat and husband fits together on cheating.....

check you PMs you wont believe me when I tell you!

[fireflymedic]

I wasnt the one that took the call cause I was the one in charge of the resident at the Nursing Home but it sure was funny when 911 calls you and the conversation goes like this.

me: This is Terri how can I help you?

911: Are you the nurse taking care of Mrs Smith?

Me: Yes I am.

911: Terri is this you?

Me: Yeah John what is up?

911: Mrs Smith wants us to call the police and ambulance cause you have her tied up and are holding her hostage and have had strange men come into her room all hours of the night and she cant reach her call light to ring for the bedpan.

Me:What?

911: We recieved a call from Mrs Smith stating you were holding her hostage had her tied up and she couldnt reach her call light to ring for the bedpan. She wants to press charges cause you are holding her hostage.

Me: Are you serious?

911: Yes Terri she called us.

Me: Ok I will go talk to her.

911: and terri one more thing, would you please get her cat out of the freezer so her husband will quit cheating on her?

me: Ok I will get right on that one but how does getting her cat out of the freezer stop her husband from cheating on her.

911: You go ask her I cant explain it like she did.

Well my freinds were real nice to me for the next week I was getting bedpans stuffed with a stuffed cat wrapped in kling. Needless to say she was always supervised after that if she wanted to use the phone.

Haha - nice terri ! There was one at university that had a really foul attitude and constantly pressed the call light for nothing at all, she just wanted someone. Well, if they didn't come quick enough or answer her right away, she'd call 911 - ended up eventually with the university pd showing up - gotta love old people.

Had another that when he was drunk would call our station directly (on emergency line) and curse out out and beat the phone against the wall, curse us out some more and then hang up - he ended up with 30 days in jail for 911 abuse...see there are SOME who manage to get themselves arrested but it went on for nearly a year before they did !

[DwayneEMTP]

Now I am curious as to the explanation on how the cat and husband fits together on cheating.....

Of course I can't say for sure what she meant, but it stands to reason that if you've got a frigid pussy at home then you're more likely to wonder?

C'mon! Stop it! You know someone had to say it!

Dwayne

[scubanurse]

Of course I can't say for sure what she meant, but it stands to reason that if you've got a frigid pussy at home then you're more likely to wonder?

C'mon! Stop it! You know someone had to say it!

Dwayne

That was a good one!!! This thread is very entertaining!! Ty!!

[itku2er]

Of course I can't say for sure what she meant, but it stands to reason that if you've got a frigid pussy at home then you're more likely to wonder?

C'mon! Stop it! You know someone had to say it!

Dwayne

If only in the mind of a 62 yo with lots of mental problems it were that simple... I am telling you all I should write a book of how some of the conversations that go on at the nursing home its quiet funny at times. Some are sad indeed but some are just down right pant pissing funny. I guess that is why I love my little old people they really do rock.

[chaser]

.... You know someone had to say it!...

Dwayne

Leave it to you to step up to the plate!