Broken Lawnmower

[aussiephil]

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,

and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept

hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always

had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email,

fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will probably always have a limp.

[Kaisu]

LOL

[itku2er]

[HERBIE1]

An oldie but a goodie.

And that first sentence is something husbands everywhere should remember if he wants to keep the peace:

"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,

and the other is usually the husband."

No truer words were ever spoken.

[Richard B the EMT]

Was the wife of the story teller his "Miss Right", first name "Always"?