The Talking Dog

[Dustdevil]

A man driving around a small mid western town and sees a sign in front of a farm house: 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, and the owner appears and tells him that the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Beagle sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' My name is Snoopy' the dog replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asks 'So, what's your story?'

The dog looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my country, so I contacted the CIA. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible drug deals and terrorist plots and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog..

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar! He never did any of that shit!'

[mrsbull]

Ha Ha Ha. I have read some storied like that on this board. However it was not in the joke section. (get my drift)

[Dustdevil]

Ha Ha Ha. I have read some storied like that on this board. However it was not in the joke section. (get my drift)

Definitely!

Not only is this joke funnier than Hell, it has profound meaning.

No matter how amazing you are, someone is still going to find a reason to criticise you.

[Kaisu]

No matter how amazing you are, someone is still going to find a reason to criticise you.

Ain't that the truth brother! Just got a write-up from a CYA supervisor for BS. Had the opportunity to write a rebuttal on the form. Meaningless POS but aggravating never the less. Long live corporate ambo!

[okmedic]

I received this in an email the other day. One of the funniest emails I have read in a while!!! Kudos!!!

[tniuqs]

'Because he's a liar! He never did any of that shit!'

BUSTED again.

Ok, Ok so you think it was a waste of 10 bucks well giving the dog to my ex wife it was worth every penny.

Good One Dust.