AUSSIE INGENUITY

[aussiephil]

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, stepped out of the shower slipped

on the bathroom floor. did the splits and suction-cupped herself

to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce come quick!"

Bruce came running in.

Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor,"

"S'truth, love. " Bruce said trying to pull her up.

"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey to help."

They came back and tried to pull her up.

"No way, " Bluey says, "she's stuck good, let's try Plan B."

"Plan B ?" exclaimed Bruce, "what's that?"

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles

under her," replied Bluey.

"Spot on," Bruce said, "while you're away, I'll just play with her nipples."

"Hey hold on mate - Play with her nipples? Not exactly a good time

for that mate!" says Bluey

"No, No" Bruce replied, "but I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we

can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are less expensive".

[Kaisu]

you are beyond redemption

[Happiness]

agreed this just proves my mums comment "Im going to bed with a good book, I would say a good man but there isnt any"

[itku2er]

agreed this just proves my mums comment "Im going to bed with a good book, I would say a good man but there isnt any"

I concur princess there are NO good men!

[Richard B the EMT]

Rabbit is actually from Austrailia. Is Bluey another nom de plume?

[P_Instructor]

..............nice...........

[aussiephil]

Rabbit is actually from Austrailia. Is Bluey another nom de plume?

Bluey is a nickname generic to all male redheads

[Richard B the EMT]

I see. Kind of like how Sheila is a generic for Austrailian women?

[tniuqs]

I see. Kind of like how Sheila is a generic for Austrailian women?

Who cares really ?

I just want to meet ONE now, my flight is booked !

http://www.abc.net.au/science/features/sexstatistics/

cheers