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Subject: Cowboy boots

A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankya, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'

'Don't be flattered ... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.

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I'm SOOOO glad my boots fit!

I'd really hate to get sued for 'false advertising'!

:innocent::thumbsup::lol:B):bonk:

*edited by Lone Star for grammatical errors*

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I'm SOOOO glad my boots fit!

I'd really hate to get sued for 'false advertising'!

:innocent::thumbsup::lol:B):bonk:

so.. what size are they?

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I think I've heard of that Waco woman before.

Seems she picked up a guy, real skinny, thick glasses, and so stereotyped, if you look up "Nerd" in the picture dictionary, it shows a photograph of him.

Anyway, she took him home, and bade him get stripped down, as she went into another room,,,

And returned with a 5 year old boy, whom she told

See, junior, this is what happens when you don't drink your milk and eat all your vegetables!
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