The Human Body! Very informative!

[itku2er]

The Human Body! Very informative!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

?One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).?

?The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.?

?Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.?

?A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.?

?There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.?

?Women blink twice as often as men.?

?The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.?

?Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.?

?If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.?

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

[fireflymedic]

good laugh there terror - but truthfully some interesting facts

[Happiness]

Ok I really have to wonder who has so much time on their hands to think of this stuff, and how do I get to be part of the thumb measuring team

[kevbutnobacon]

I agree with two or three of your droll (?) details.

A) A womans heart certainly beats faster when I am around.

A Woman blinks more. Again this is true. The little temptresses do tend to flutter their alluring eyes at me teasingly in a luring coquettish manner. The little minx do try to lead me on.

C) Modesty and common decency forbids me from making a comment on the size of my manhood. However, I have never had any complaints in the trouser department if you know what I mean, eh ?

Sadly not all men can claim to have such a profound effect on the biology and workings of the female body as I.

[itku2er]

I agree with two or three of your droll (?) details.

A) A womans heart certainly beats faster when I am around.

A Woman blinks more. Again this is true. The little temptresses do tend to flutter their alluring eyes at me teasingly in a luring coquettish manner. The little minx do try to lead me on.

C) Modesty and common decency forbids me from making a comment on the size of my manhood. However, I have never had any complaints in the trouser department if you know what I mean, eh ?

Sadly not all men can claim to have such a profound effect on the biology and workings of the female body as I.

So you were a pimp eh? I am so glad you think that women are all about you but that leads me to this statement my grandmother always said..."If one has to toot their own horn then its not worth tooting!!" I am pretty sure it applies here.

[aussiephil]

Terri,

you really are a

PERVERT

Edited December 2, 2009 by aussiephil

[FireMedic65]

You made a typo Terri. It should be 4 thumbs, not 3.

[Lone Star]

I agree with two or three of your droll (?) details.

A) A womans heart certainly beats faster when I am around.

A Woman blinks more. Again this is true. The little temptresses do tend to flutter their alluring eyes at me teasingly in a luring coquettish manner. The little minx do try to lead me on.

C) Modesty and common decency forbids me from making a comment on the size of my manhood. However, I have never had any complaints in the trouser department if you know what I mean, eh ?

Sadly not all men can claim to have such a profound effect on the biology and workings of the female body as I.

Save the watch, it's FAR too deep for the boots!!!

[itku2er]

Save the watch, it's FAR too deep for the boots!!!

Well I do have on a full body rubber suit!

Edited December 2, 2009 by itku2er

[itku2er]

Ok I really have to wonder who has so much time on their hands to think of this stuff, and how do I get to be part of the thumb measuring team

Ok I confess as head of the thumbs team you may become a member by default!