Jack Bauer Has a Few Questions for Santa Claus

[DwayneEMTP]

http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/jack-bauer-has-few-questions-santa-claus

[Mateo_1387]

Way to turn Santa Clause in for being a terrorist Dwayne, I hope you can live with your decision...

[fireflymedic]

Haha, now that was funny ! Guess all he's getting is a lump of coal if he's lucky ! Santa might be mean and leave him a shovel to clean up the reindeer poop !

[tniuqs]

Dwayne that one of the best satire's I have ever seen

Got to love the part; "The beard, the packages, flying without a passport ... I know what it looks like"

But isn't this racial profiling ?

Bwaaa Ha Ha ... Ho Ho Ho

[Richard B the EMT]

Why not? Mr Kris Kringle, and his flying devices, have been able to penetrate numerous countries' RADAR defense screens, including some that fire SAMs (Surface to Air Missiles) at the slightest perceived threat to their airspace, and come away unharmed. Our scientists have to capture such flying devices, and reverse engineer them for our joint task force planes.