itku2er Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Perks of Old Age 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You can live without sex but not without glasses. 10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 15. You sing along with elevator music. 16. Your eyes won't get much worse. 17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
chaser Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 LOL!! Aside from 8 & 9, I can completely relate to this. How sad.
itku2er Posted January 16, 2010 Author Posted January 16, 2010 LOL!! Aside from 8 & 9, I can completely relate to this. How sad. Yeah I know that PAIN it sucks being old...... but then again we dont have to worry about being kidnapped! See there is always a positive to everything
Richard B the EMT Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Two indications of old age are forgetfulness, and...uh...forgetfulness.
Lisa O Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Two indications of old age are forgetfulness, and...uh...forgetfulness. lol
itku2er Posted January 17, 2010 Author Posted January 17, 2010 Two indications of old age are forgetfulness, and...uh...forgetfulness. Richard is always on of things! LOL
EMT-B 55 Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Mom, quit following me around you do find some great stuff :-)
aussiephil Posted March 12, 2010 Posted March 12, 2010 Good to see you have conceded & accept these Tezzaa, I of course assume you wrote these from personal experience.
Medic One Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 Best part of being old for me is.... I don't remember having alzheimer's I don't remember having alzheimer's I don't remember having alzheimer's Did I tell you I have alzheimer's
aussiephil Posted March 13, 2010 Posted March 13, 2010 When I get old & I am in a nursing home, I want to meet a woman with Alzheiers & Parkinsons........
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