The Vending Machine Game!

[Shamanwolf]

...gets opened condom wrapper with dry rotted condom still in it..

**puts in quarter...

[Shamanwolf]

Gets new in the box Leatherman Raptor... Excitedly drops in another quarter... Gets a spoiled half eaten tuna salad sandwich.. *drops in last quarter, walks away to play with new toy...* Sent from my SCH-I200PP using Tapatalk

[island emt]

drops a quarter in the payphone to call 911 for shaman who cuts his finger off with his new leatherman tool

[Just Plain Ruff]

Gets new in the box Leatherman Raptor... Excitedly drops in another quarter... Gets a spoiled half eaten tuna salad sandwich.. *drops in last quarter, walks away to play with new toy...* Sent from my SCH-I200PP using Tapatalk

Just what "new toy" is he talking about?

[Caduceus]

Whoa. What kind of quarter machine is this?

[island emt]

puts in 2 quarters and the magic fingers on the bed vibrate for twenty minutes

[Caduceus]

*puts in a quarter* *Backs away slowly*

[Shamanwolf]

Leatherman makes a really cool multi trauma shear now..

[emtdennis]

Puts in a quarter and gets a blow-up doll

[Just Plain Ruff]

Puts in a quarter and the defective vending machine didn't give me anything. I took a sledge hammer to the machine and finally put this game out of it's misery.