The Vending Machine Game!

[Richard B the EMT]

Didn't realize the vending machine was broken, put in my quarter, and got a slightly used sledge hammer.

[MedicAsh]

Out comes a banana flavored condom (giggle)

*drops in a quarter*

[Caduceus]

Gets tools to fix the vending machine.

*puts in a quarter*

[ClutzyEMT]

Out pops a used pair of dentures with one tooth missing in the front

*puts in a quarter*

[Just Plain Ruff]

The vending machine company has received word of this defective machine and is now here and is removing the machine from the premises with a profuse set of apologies and refunds to all who got pieces of crap for their quarters.

[ClutzyEMT]

**Sadly sweeps up the broken glass the movers left on the entryway floor.**

• "Awww dammit, I cut my pinky finger and bled all over the floor........."

**Tosses the used sledge hammer into the rusty old garbage bin in the corner of the room.**

• "Holy crap, sorry didn't realize it would be such a loud bang!!"

**Uses a small can of purple paint to cover the red scrapes on the door frame...**

• "oh, so that's what mauve looks like......"

**Brings in a Karaoke machine**

• "Let's see what the old crab ass is gonna do now"

[Caduceus]

So, how many quarters does the karaoke machine take?

Edited April 14, 2014 by Caduceus

[ClutzyEMT]

Funny question that....It accepts whatever form of payment you deem fit.........

**drops in a used set of trauma shears**

Karaoke machine plays 'Brother Can You Spare A Dime' by Bing Crosby

[MedicAsh]

*drops in unused 24g IV needle*

Machine plays Some random 50's song I dont know.

[ClutzyEMT]

Music screeches to a halt.............

What the heck would you even use a 24g for? A chimpmunk?...........

And...um....that was Elvis singing "Nuthin but a hound dog".....damn kids these day..... LOL

Edited April 15, 2014 by ClutzyEMT