"Pun"demonium

[Richard B the EMT]

When inquiring on the condition of the twin kids transported earlier in the shift, after they ingested stuff from an "odds and ends" drawer, the conversation went like this:

Me- How is the boy who ate the coins?

Dr- No change yet.

Me- And how is his sister, who ate the roll of film?

Dr- Nothing has developed yet.

[Lone Star]

Polaroids:

What Eskimoes get from sitting on their ice 'furniture'

* Edited to correct spelling error

Edited April 16, 2010 by Lone Star

[Richard B the EMT]

Who writes their material? On the 6 O'clock news, discussing the air passengers stranded due to the Iceland volcanic ash cloud grounding almost all flights in Europe, they actually said the passenger's travel plans were "up in the air".

Edited April 20, 2010 by Richard B the EMT

[Richard B the EMT]

Who writes their material? On the 6 O'clock news, discussing the air passengers stranded due to the Iceland volcanic ash cloud grounding almost all flights in Europe, they actually said the passenger's travel plans were "up in the air".

On second thought, that simply won't fly!

[Lone Star]

On second thought, that simply won't fly!

For that, you just got grounded!

[Lone Star]

Do Roman nurses refer to IVs as 4's?

[Jeepluv77]

When asked if he could help with repairs to the ship, the pirate responded "Arrr can saw!"

[Richard B the EMT]

The zipper was open. She asked him what airplanes do, and he said "Fly."

She then said, "Yours is losing altitude."

[Richard B the EMT]

When I complained to the server that my coffee tasted like dirt, she told me that is should taste like mud, after all, it was only ground this morning.

[Lone Star]

I'm reading a book about antigravity -- I just can't put it down.