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A friend of mine is a fisherman. He always communicates with the fish, because he drops them a line.

I said that for the Halibut.

I also said that on Porpoise.

Fish are actually musical. They always have scales.

You can tune a radio, but can you tuna fish?

Did I just flounder?

Actually, all the jokes in this posting are a type fish: Smelt!

Mom was listening to me read the jokes before I sent them, and asks if I have them "on the hook?"

Isn't this a Whale of a tail? Or am I just spouting?

I guess this is just Squid pro quo.

Something fishy with all of this!

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