"Pun"demonium

[Lone Star]

Blood Services supervisor said, "People are trickling in".

Some how I'm betting that 'trickling in' beats a 'steady flow', or worse yet, they keep showing up in 'spurts'?

[Richard B the EMT]

It was a low flow of donors. (We did get 19 pints, 5 deferrals, FYI)

I was complaining about a restaurant that Lady J and I have not been to in almost 20 years, because they served undercooked "bloody" chicken. Momma B commented that that must be rare.

Whaddya get when you cross a snake with a rabbit and an amoeba?

An Adder that multiplies and divides.

The museum had a display of statuary of the ancient Greek, Roman, and Norse Gods. My friend the fool pointed to one of the statues, and asked "Which one is that?"

The guide asked him, "Why are you asking?"

"Idle curiosity."

Before Lady J, before DebbieSue, there was Yvette. She has some strong ESP ability as a clairvoyant. She preferred being called a psychic, as she is tiny, and when she's out and about the town, doesn't want to be referred to as a small medium at large.

[Richard B the EMT]

There are two competing podiatrists just opened practices on opposite sides of the street. They have become arch enemies.

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I was unable to make an appointment with a nutritionist. Seems she is too busy: her plate is too full.

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Antique:

How do you avoid getting stiff in the joints?

Stay out of them!

[Lone Star]

[Richard B the EMT]

Considering when that was probably recorded, I'm actually surprised that it made it past the sensors of the era. Still, it is funny.

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The fool tried out being a soldier, but was court marshaled for telling the Drill Sargent that he couldn't stand straight. He claimed it was an "Attention Deficit Disorder".

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The church bulletin stated "Mrs Brown, for Easter, will come forward and lay an egg on the alter".

[Lone Star]

I once saw a first aid book that stated for one of it's treatments, that you must 'rape victim for shock'....

I can't help but think, "Yeah, that oughta do it!"

[Richard B the EMT]

"Yeah, that oughta do it!"

NOT!

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We all know buttercups are mostly yellow, but are Hiccups burple?

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The fool saw the tsunami, and waved back.

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Three French kittens got into a leaky rowboat, and un deux troi cat sank!

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As the condemned man was dragged away to the awaiting ax executioner, he screamed over and over again, "Mercy!"

The king thought to himself, "I've never had a condemned man thank me before."

Edited February 28, 2010 by Richard B the EMT

[Lone Star]

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As the condemned man was dragged away to the awaiting ax executioner, he screamed over and over again, "Mercy!"

The king thought to himself, "I've never had a condemned man thank me before."

Mercy Buckets!

[Richard B the EMT]

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If the "black box" is built to withstand a plane crash, why don't they build the whole aircraft that way?

[Richard B the EMT]

Is the museum dedicated to canines called the Collie-See-um (Coliseum)?

Lassie's favorite flower is the cauliflower (collie flower).

Our favorite fool was told that comets were "Stars with a tale". When asked to name some, he said "Lassie, and Rin-tin-tin."

Then, the fool tried to name shooting stars, and ended up with John Wayne, Roy Rogers, and Clint Eastwood.