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Individually, I'm sure "us Texans" are always getting in to some type of trouble. As a group, that trouble becomes a party!

Sounds about right to me. I also have the added chaos of my dad's family, who is hispanic, our life is almost a constant party. lol

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Sounds about right to me. I also have the added chaos of my dad's family, who is hispanic, our life is almost a constant party. lol

Donde la fiesta?

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One of my personal associates is Texan, and is, stereotypically, always bragging. He told me that his spread outside of Ammarillo was so big, you had to refill the gas tank on the car twice just to go from one end to the other.

I told him I used to have a gas guzzler car like that, myself.

I showed him Niagara Falls ("Slowly I turned, step by step..".) I told him he probably didn't have anything like that in Texas.

He answered "We don't, but I can recommend a plumber who can fix that in under a day!"

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One of my personal associates is Texan, and is, stereotypically, always bragging. He told me that his spread outside of Ammarillo was so big, you had to refill the gas tank on the car twice just to go from one end to the other.

I told him I used to have a gas guzzler car like that, myself.

I showed him Niagara Falls ("Slowly I turned, step by step..".) I told him he probably didn't have anything like that in Texas.

He answered "We don't, but I can recommend a plumber who can fix that in under a day!"

Nice!

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Donde la fiesta?

Hahaha, proof that I watch way too much children's television programming. The very first thing I thought of was Handy Manny. My daughter loves that show.

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Im not new, just havent been on in a year.......this March 31st marks 3 years I been on here..... Im Don or some of you know me as big dick bear.....inside joke.

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