Bottle of wine

[aussiephil]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday

morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but

amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women

drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,

just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must

be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the

rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a

sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to

drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the

bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the

man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.

Don't mess with them.

[Kaisu]

I don't know man.. I'd be hard pressed to pass up the vino. Inebriation is good...

[Richard B the EMT]

Can you now imagine him trying to tell the LEOs that story? I think the LEOs, Lawyers, Judge and jury wouldn't buy it, either.

[chaser]

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.

You bet.

Evil bitch part I would edit, that's not true.

Only evil if you earned it.

[aussiephil]

You bet.

Evil bitch part I would edit, that's not true.

Only evil if you earned it.

You just wait to see the comments that appear from the so called fairer sex.......