The Promised Land

[Just Plain Ruff]

This corresponds to the Obama Care thread we have been having.

Subject: promised land

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the overwhelming Federal deficit, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. ....so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

It was outsourced to a call center Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck ..........

[HERBIE1]

This corresponds to the Obama Care thread we have been having.

Subject: promised land

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land".

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the overwhelming Federal deficit, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. ....so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

It was outsourced to a call center Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck ..........

LMAO

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke.

[joesph]

Thats sick.

I like it

[Kiwiology]

Oh dude that is frickin hillarious

[tcripp]

I very much just enjoyed a good belly laugh. Thank you!

[maverick56]

love it!

[maverick56]

love it!

[maverick56]

love it!