Southern Medical Terminology

[Tammy Lin]

1. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.

2. Tumor - More than one.

3. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

4. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.

5. Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.

6. Barium - What doctors do when patients die.

7. Dilate - To live long.

8. Benign - What you be after you be eight.

9. Genital - Non-Jewish person.

10. Node - I knew it.

11. Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.

12. Seizure - Roman emperor.

13. Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.

14. Enema - Not a friend.

15. Tablet - A small table.

16. Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.

17. Secretion - Hiding something

18. Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.

19. Impotent - Distinguished, well known.

20. Varicose - Near by/close by

[firedoc5]

There's been several lists posted here, but it's always good to see some new one's, or at least new to me.