Viagra

[aussiephil]

A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a double dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?' asked the man.

"Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor..

"But I need it really bad,' said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.

The man said,

"My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday;

My ex-wife will be here on Saturday;

and my wife is coming home on Sunday.

Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying,

"Okay, I'll give it to you,but you have to come in Monday morning

so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up.

[Richard B the EMT]

An 18 wheeler truck (lorry?) carrying Viagra was stolen from a freight forwarding service at Kennedy International Airport. The Port Authority Police and the NYPD are now looking for 3 hardened criminals.

[Dustdevil]

Good stuff, Phil!

That reminds me of a video I found today: