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Highlight of last night's clinical shift:

Patient comes into ER not feeling well for over 3 days. Fatigued, pale, diaphoretic.

EKG shows she is throwing crazy SVTs, heart rate 220.

Doctor: "You may have a problem with your electrolytes."

Patient: "Well... they have been flickering on and off all day."

Yes, that really happened.

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Wow just wow. Got to love some people. Sounds like a good one to post up on ertards.com.

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And five kinds of sugar

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I thought of that stuff when I seen the topic, I was just watching that movie on Com. Cen.

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Oy! Here we go again!

If this guy has a seizure disorder, he probably tries to keep it under control with "Peanut Butter Balls" (Phenobarbatol)

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