The Black Bra

[emtannie]

The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

[uglyEMT]

HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks annie for the good laugh

[akflightmedic]

Classic!

[aussiephil]

Personal experience Annie?

[rat115]

Hmmm....

Either they've not realized the husband's missing yet or the wife already bailed out on murder charges with an insanity plea.

Great one, Annie!

[Lone Star]

Hey Zorro...

You STILL haven't told me ... what's for dinner?

[TylerHastings]

Oh Man annie that was great even if I am not married....

[Lone Star]

In my younger days, it was 'wine, women and song'....

Now it's "beer, the ol' lady and tv"....

[Happiness]

good giggle annie

[HERBIE1]

Good one!