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Today at the Winn Dixie I listened to a conversation between a customer and a cashier.

Cashier "I don't have kids but I want some someday"

Customer "I hate kids, if you want to know what they are like, borrow someone elses kids for a day"

Cashier "I don't have any friends who have kids"

Customer "Good for them, kids are a nuisance and a pain in the ass. I hate kids"

Other customer to customer " do you have kids?"

First customer "No I don't"

Other customer "The shut the hell up. You don't know a f(*ing thing about kids"

The other customer did indeed shut up!!!

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Amusing conversation but to analyze it (AK Style)...to the one who says shut the hell up you dont know anything about kids...this is one case where not knowing what you dont know is ok is my book....if someone hates kids, by all means maintain that attitude. I prefer it over them actually having kids and then confirming what they already knew all along.

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Yeah, how bout it, thank (whom ever you worship to) they don't have any..

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If you would have seen this guy you would understand why he's probably never had a girlfriend or job at that.

Grade A Mullett

Big beer belly

no front teeth

shaved within the past week but with a rusty razor

and out in the parking lot he drove a station wagon with so much trash in it that the back cargo area was completely filled with crap.

I know, I know, appearances can be decieving but I choose to thank the lucky stars that this guy hasn't mated yet.

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