Veterinary advice

[Happiness]

A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch 'in heat', agreed to look after

and house her neighbors' male dog while they were away on vacation.

She had a large house however, and believed that she could keep them

apart. But as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful

howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs

locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so

frequently happens when they mate.

Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next,

although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very

grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the

phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you

back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his

erection and be able to withdraw".

"Do you think that will work?" she asked

"It just worked for me" he replied.

[Richard B the EMT]

Coitus interruptus canineus?

(Had to say something)