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Actor Leslie Nielsen Has Diedhttp://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-leslie-nielsen-20101129,0,2787062.story


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Roger, Roger. What's the vector, Victor?

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"I’m doing everything I can… and stop calling me Shirley!"

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"How can you say that? I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did! "

"And maybe your father shouldn't have given you this afterall, look at the words your ancestors incribed in that ring: honor, valor, sacrifice, duty, commitment, bravery, justice, integerity, brotherhood, self-esteem, low prices, affordable housing, loose fitting pants, cheep internet porn, the rest is in Latin. "

Uncle Albert: Remember, with great power comes...

Rick Riker: Great responsibility?

Uncle Albert: Well, I was gonna say bitches, but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life...

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I had the very good fortune of meeting this man, on a movie set called Strikers Mountain ... he did not stop his antics off camera, I loved his "fart maker machine" that he carried in his pocket to dinners.

A great comic and I am most positive he would be happy that all of you are now quoting his lines.

RIP Mr Nielson you made a generation laugh.

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Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

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