Best Blonde joke ever.

[tniuqs]

Best Blonde Joke EVER !

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:

Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

Shucks No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times ....

[k_emt13]

I needed that, thanks

[DwayneEMTP]

The only thing that could have made this joke better was to have posted it before Happiness!! :-)

Great joke though anyway...

Dwayne

[tniuqs]

The only thing that could have made this joke better was to have posted it before Happiness!! :-)

Great joke though anyway...

Dwayne

Yes Lone Star also informed me of my social faux pax, so I am blaming my blonde hair for it ... te he.

cheers