10 most important people in a womens life

[emtcutie]

The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life

1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

6. The banker because he says,” If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

[emtgrimreaper]

you forgot the teacher. they make do it till you get it right.

this one is for women and men....

Edited January 15, 2011 by emtgrimreaper

[emtcutie]

you forgot the teacher. they make do it till you get it right.

this one is for women and men....

thats a good one too lol

you forgot the teacher. they make do it till you get it right.

this one is for women and men....

thats a good one too lol

[michris]

I would have thought "CHOCOLATE AND MONEY" would have been the first two?

[Lone Star]

The 10 Most Important People in a Woman's Life

1. The doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes"

2. The dentist because he says, "Open Wide"

3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown"

4. The milkman because he says, "Do you want it in the front or in back?"

5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it!"

6. The banker because he says,” If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em"

8. The mailman because he always delivers his package.

9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

You forgot:

The Baker, because he says: "If you put it in a dark warm spot, it'll rise".

The Banker, because he'll tell you: "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest".

But ultimately, the two classes of men that make the best lovers are:

Firefighters

10. Sleeping with a Firefighter beats sleeping with a smoke detector

9. A Firefighter knows how to deal with 'bush' fires

8. Firefighters work well under pressure

7. Firefighters like it when it's hot

6. A Firefighter always carries enough 'hose' to get the job done

5. A Firefighter is ready to go at a moment's notice

4. A Firefighter gets hot on the spot

3. A Firefighter doesn't quit until the fire is completely out

2. A Firefighter is always eager to let you play with his 'nozzle'

1. Firefighters find 'em hot, and leave 'em wet

and Cowboys

10. Sleeping with a cowboy beats sleeping with a horse

9. Cowboys usually drive pickup trucks (an 8 foot bed that never has to be made)

8. A cowboy is always eager to whip out his 'pistol'

7. Handling wild and horny creatures is what a cowboy does best

6. The smell of leather is an aphrodisiac

5. A cowboy is always in the 'moo'd

4. A good cowboy will always have his bed roll tied to the back of his saddle

3. A cowboy won't quit no matter how much you buck, bite or kick

2. Cowboys always take off their hat to eat

1. Cowboys practice 'safe sex'...they take off the spurs first

(I'm still looking for a Stetson shaped bunker helmet!)

[emtannie]

But Lone......

Firefighters spend their day playing with their own hose.... and cowboys think 8 seconds is a good ride....

[DwayneEMTP]

But Lone......

Firefighters spend their day playing with their own hose.... and cowboys think 8 seconds is a good ride....

I just so much love the way you think!! Screw the heros, have sex with a paramedic because everyone knows they...like sex and are....enthusiastic and will say thank you...and probably other really cool things I can't think of right now...

Put that on a T shirt why don'tcha...

Dwayne