Got to love Foxworthy

[tniuqs]

Forget Rednecks...

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has

to say about Canadians:

If your local Dairy Queen

is closed from September through May,

You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,

You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

Edit Squint IN THE BAR

You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation,

With someone who dialed a wrong number,

You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere

South of Detroit for the weekend,

You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,

You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer

more than once,

You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'

In the same day and back again,

You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow

During a raging blizzard without flinching,

You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,

But leave both unlocked,

You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car

And your wife knows how to use them,

You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume

to fit over a snowsuit,

You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --

You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,

You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter,

Because the potholes are filled with snow,

You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:

Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,

You may live in Canada .

(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles (ahem Jeff that's clicks)

on your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',

You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes,

you definitely are Canadian

EH.

Edited January 27, 2011 by tniuqs

[HERBIE1]

Those are pretty good. I can't believe he ran out of redneck jokes already.

Besides, I did not think that was possible. LOL

[tniuqs]

Those are pretty good. I can't believe he ran out of redneck jokes already.

Besides, I did not think that was possible. LOL

Maybe Jeff is just being politically correct, not to leave we Tim's addicts "out in the cold' ?

Edited January 27, 2011 by tniuqs

[Happiness]

Well at least one American get us

[uglyEMT]

OK So if your a Redneck and get the Canadian jokes whats that make ya eh?

[tniuqs]

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Edited January 27, 2011 by tniuqs

[uglyEMT]

Special

Awww thank you

HEHEHEHE Its all in good fun Squint

[JakeEMTP]

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Or a Newfie! Those were pretty funny and I got them all! (although I should eh). My partner on the other hand required some remediation. I thought she knew all about the Great White North! After all, she's been my partner for 3 years.

[Lone Star]

Forget Rednecks...

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has

to say about Canadians:

If your local Dairy Queen

is closed from September through May,

You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store

Offers you assistance and they don't work there,

You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

Edit Squint IN THE BAR

You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation,

With someone who dialed a wrong number,

You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere

South of Detroit for the weekend,

You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,

You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer

more than once,

You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'

In the same day and back again,

You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow

During a raging blizzard without flinching,

You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,

But leave both unlocked,

You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car

And your wife knows how to use them,

You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume

to fit over a snowsuit,

You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --

You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,

You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter,

Because the potholes are filled with snow,

You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:

Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,

You may live in Canada .

(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles (ahem Jeff that's clicks)

on your snow blower than your car,

You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',

You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes,

you definitely are Canadian EH.

Either definately Canadian or lived far too long in Michigan! The really sad part is that those apply to Michiganders as well......especially 'da Yoopers'.....