The Hotel bill

[Happiness]

> The Hotel Bill

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> An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.

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> When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

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> She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."

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> The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

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> The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

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> 'But I didn't use them," she said.

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> ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

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> He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

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> "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

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> "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

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> No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

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> The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

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> The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

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> "But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

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> "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

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> Don't mess with Senior Citizens

[uglyEMT]

NICE!!

[Richard B the EMT]

Sure didn't see that one coming.