I have to pee

[Happiness]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,

'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.''

[uglyEMT]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

OMFG Happiness

Thats so classic.

[Richard B the EMT]

Same cemetery, different night...

2 drunks, coming out of different bars, decided to take a shortcut across the cemetery. One, walking east, fell into an open grave, opened in preparation to a funeral for the next day. He struggled for an hour, unsuccessfully trying to extricate himself.

The second drunk fell into the same grave, maybe an hour after that, while walking west. He also struggled to get out.

Hearing the second drunk struggling, the first one reached out, tapped the second on the shoulder, and said, "You're not getting out of here."

The first drunk suddenly found himself alone in the open grave.

[Lone Star]

Same cemetery, different night...

2 drunks, coming out of different bars, decided to take a shortcut across the cemetery. One, walking east, fell into an open grave, opened in preparation to a funeral for the next day. He struggled for an hour, unsuccessfully trying to extricate himself.

The second drunk fell into the same grave, maybe an hour after that, while walking west. He also struggled to get out.

Hearing the second drunk struggling, the first one reached out, tapped the second on the shoulder, and said, "You're not getting out of here."

The first drunk suddenly found himself alone in the open grave.

Fear IS a great 'motivator'!!!