healthy level of insanity

[Happiness]

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars..... See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

In the memo field of all your cheques, write "for marijuana."

Skip down the hall, rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.

Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you "have a headache."

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives! They're loose!"

Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Pickup a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is. (i know a few here that would do this one)

Send this to someone to make them smile!!

It's called "THERAPY"

Enjoy the ride, life is short!!

[Lone Star]

I went to Walmart and put a 'single serving' bag of M&Ms in layaway...

[Richard B the EMT]

I don't know about this.

Rather folks suspect one is insane, than do an action to confirm it.

I also admit that being certifiably insane is sometimes a prerequisite for getting a job in EMS!

[HERBIE1]

I really like the idea of decaf in the coffee maker, then suddenly switching to an espresso blend. LOL

[scubanurse]

I would sooo do those!!

Especially the last one being a female I think it would be really funny!

[HERBIE1]

I would sooo do those!!

Especially the last one being a female I think it would be really funny!

I would love to be a fly on the wall if you- a female- asked for a fitting room after buying the condoms. The look on the clerk's face would be priceless. LMAO

[emtcutie]

I would love to be a fly on the wall if you- a female- asked for a fitting room after buying the condoms. The look on the clerk's face would be priceless. LMAO

ahah so funny

[scubanurse]

Now I want to try it...

[Happiness]

I want to do the zoo one myself.......

[spenac]

I want to do the zoo one myself.......

Sadly thats the only one that really seems fun but it also seems to be the only one that could have legal issues attached to it.