Im defentently a Newfie Fan

[Happiness]

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Newfoundland shoreline when Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied with a Newfoundland accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.'Holy shit, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.'Where'd yew git dat monster?' 'Well,' replied Ralph,'I got it from my Genie.''You haff a Genie?' Bob asked.'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ralph.'Could I see him?'Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.Addressing the Genie,Bob says,'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of your master. Will you grant me one wish?''Yes, I will,' says the Genie.So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly,the Newfoundland sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks.... flying directly overhead.Over the roar of the million ducks

Bob yells at Ralph,'What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'Ralph answers,'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

[HERBIE1]

An oldie but a goodie. LMAO

[Richard B the EMT]

I shudda seed dat one comin!