another blond joke

[Happiness]

> The first blonde guy joke?

>

> The very first ever Blonde GUY

> joke..... And well worth the wait!

>

> An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde

> Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a

> building.

>

> They were eating lunch and the

> Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and

> cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

>

> The Mexican opened his lunch box and

> exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going

> to jump off, too.'

>

> The blonde opened his lunch and said,

> ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm

> jumping too..'

>

> The next day, the Irishman opened his

> lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

>

> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a

> burrito, and jumped, too.

>

>

> The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw

> the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

>

> At the funeral, the Irishman's wife

> was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned

> beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

>

> The Mexican's wife also wept and said,

> 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated

> burritos so much.'

>

>

> (Oh this is GOOD!!)

>

> Everyone turned and stared at the

> blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot

> makes his own lunch.'

>

[Richard B the EMT]

I think I was having deja vu all over again.

[Lone Star]

Somebody stop me before I pack my own lunch again!