baglady

[Happiness]

> Baglady

> A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large

> plastic garbage bags behind her.

>

> One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out

> onto the sidewalk.

>

> Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are

> $20 bills falling out of that bag."

>

> "Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back

> and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."

>

> Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that

> money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

>

> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next

> to the golf course. On golf days, a lot of golfers come and pee

> through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used

> to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought,

> 'why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the

> knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy

> sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and

> say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'"

>

> "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!

> Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

>

> "Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

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O Dear... lol

[Richard B the EMT]

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