paramedicmike Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Guess I'm not one of the chosen. And I even put on clean underwear, too. Who's with me?
HotelCo Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 FSM came down and collected me already. I'm posting this from the great plate of spaghetti in the sky. (side note: free wifi up here) 1
HERBIE1 Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 I'm here too. Fine with me- I wouldn't know anyone who would be "chosen" anyway... LOL From a friend- He was planning on making piles of clothes and laying them out all over the neighborhood just for fun, to see some folks get really nervous. I love that guy... 2
HellsBells Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Dont be so hasty yee nonbelievers. The day has not yet ended... Repent Repent.
Lone Star Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 From what I've read, those of us that are 'left behind' are the ones that are condemned to Hell.....looks like I'm going to have LOTS of company!
island emt Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Kinda makes me wonder how many million dollars the "REV" spent on all the bill boards and pamphlets to pass out to nonbelievers. Then you got to wonder how many church of the airwaves parishioners he stole their life savings to fund it. Seen one california crackpot seen em all 1
Lone Star Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Kinda makes me wonder how many million dollars the "REV" spent on all the bill boards and pamphlets to pass out to nonbelievers. Then you got to wonder how many church of the airwaves parishioners he stole their life savings to fund it. Seen one california crackpot seen em all You KNOW there's going to be a whole boat load of people who are extremely pissed off (not to mention broke as hell) today! And where is this 'Reverand' anyway? It's probably a good thing that it didn't happen; this was my first Rapture, and I had no idea what to wear!!
tniuqs Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Rapture ? Dang I thought that was rupture, and so I should have worn my nomex instead of my brace. Maybe next time I will get it right.
Lone Star Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 Seen one california crackpot seen em all Charles Manson, (who incidentally applied for a credit card while in jail under the name of Jesus Christ, and listed his profession as: Savior) Reverand Jim Jones Reverand Marshall Applewhite Reverand Harold Camping
BushyFromOz Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 We were sorta wondering if the rapture sorta went from timezone to timezone? I mean, i like the fact that i see the next day before ou guys but i'd rather not beat you to the end of the world. Did someone tell his reverend charactor that april was last month?
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