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After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely..... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better...............

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I would have preferred the "B I T C H" response....

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Charming

Humerous

Definately beats getting a 'shiner' for your troubles!

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  • 3 weeks later...
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I would type an intellegent reply, but I am only just seeing out of the left side of my eye ;)

Scotty

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I would type an intellegent reply, but I am only just seeing out of the left side of my eye ;)

Scotty

I'm thinking you should have just kept the "I J K" part to yourself......just sayin'...

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