marriage

[PCP]

Jokes I was told by a friend who has been married for 40 years!

First joke

There are three rings in marriage and they are:

1# Engagemant Ring

2 # Wdding Ring and

3# Suffering

Second Joke

my wife said she would divorce me but didn't want to see me happy

[Richard B the EMT]

You do realize most divorces are caused by folks being married?

[Just Plain Ruff]

All divorces are caused by being married.

Was told this by a doctor friend of mine "Michael, Marriage is a fine, fine institution, it just depends on what kind of an institution you want to live in"

You have to say his quote in your finest Andy Griffith voice.

[Lone Star]

Q: Why are divorces so expensive?

A: Because they're WORTH it!

[FireMedicChick164]

mine was SO worth it...and I didn't pay for it! ex hubby did!!

[uglyEMT]

In the imortal words of Eddie Murphy

"Half Eddie I get Half Eddie!"

[Richard B the EMT]

In the imortal words of Eddie Murphy

"Half Eddie I get Half Eddie!"

OK, not following the reference. clue me in, please?

[uglyEMT]

OK, not following the reference. clue me in, please?

In one of his stand up routines he talked about how he met a women from Africa and tried keeping her at home. It was once she met girlfriends that she learned if she divorces him she gets half of everything. So anytime Eddie would "act up" she threatened him about half of everything. I bet its on boobtube somewhere.

[Richard B the EMT]

my wife said she would divorce me but didn't want to see me happy

"Genevive" actually said that to "Collin", on today's episode of "The Young and the Restless", a "soap opera" on the CBS TV network.

...and UglyEMT? Thanks for the translation.

[Happiness]

I once (or twice) i said "Get out of my life" and the response was "right on your going to finally make me happy" well Im still married to him so I guess in the end that statement back fired on him...;-P