Pros and Cons of EMTCity

[akflightmedic]

You mean there is civilized medicine outside of the US?

But if I'm feeling a bit crooked, I can go and get buggered. How bad of a place could that be?

It is "I am feeling crook mate or Mate, I'm crook" not "crooked"

[Kiwiology]

It is "I am feeling crook mate or Mate, I'm crook" not "crooked"

Come on bloke, some American giving lessons on how to speak Kiwi, thats pretty nunngered as bro

And if you say anything with the phrase "beached as" in it I am going to kick the shit out of you

Edited November 4, 2011 by kiwimedic

[akflightmedic]

I am heaps beached bro, how about some chips (chups)

Choice Bro!

So true....

[ERDoc]

It is "I am feeling crook mate or Mate, I'm crook" not "crooked"

Cut me some slack bro. I'm just a bloke still learning this nuggered language. It would be much easier if they would just learn to speak American. Yo quero Taco Bell?

[BushyFromOz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIYvD9DI1ZA

For all your kiwi accent educational needs.....

[ERDoc]

Thanks for the Bushy. I realize I have a lot to learn before I visit the southern hemisphere. I think the only thing I understood was "ghost chips."

[Kiwiology]

Thats funny as shit eh oi y'know better than going to some totally bloody nunngered bloke in a road traffic accident

[ERDoc]

I think I found a website that will help us Kiwi-deficient Americans

http://www.chemistry.co.nz/kiwi.htm

EDIT: This bloke is like a box of budgies and calls that list sweet-as.

Edited November 5, 2011 by ERDoc

[Kiwiology]

Hey don't try to be talking Kiwi now, that's like me trying to pass myself off as a Consultant Physician ... which I could probably do now that I think of it

[ERDoc]

If you are going to come here and try to do that, don't call yourself a consultant physician. We are attendings here in the states (have you never watched ER?). It doesn't take much to be a physician, you just have to look like you know what you are doing. Give them enough dilaudid to keep them happy and they will never be worried that you have no clue what you are talking about. It's piece-of-piss for a bloke, even if he's thick.