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Damn, Kiwi. We think alike. You're not such a nuggered bugger. There's hope for you as a consultant emergontologist yet.

Posted

Bro I'm heaps nunngered .... especially since the House Surgeon is overworked, underfed and dangerously burnt out and the Registrar died last week from fatigue and MRSA. I'm never going to get my Consultantologist thingo now! :(

Posted

Chur bro it's totally nunngered to buggery; I would seek refuge in the Great Mitten but I might get shot or stabbed by gangbangers then wait an hour for an ambulance then be seen by a Consultant Emergency Physician who only has four years of post-graduate residency training .... man I'd be one crook bloke then!

Posted

Well, maybe it will work as a regular tampon too?

I mean, c'mon, the posibility exists that the after effects would be more attractive than a 'fresh floral scent?" :-)

Just sayin'...

Dwayne

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Shit I'm too rooted to have a squiz at what Dwayne wrote, heaps rooted bro, time for a kip ....

I still have no idea what you said in any of your posts, and I even read them out loud in my best Aussie accent. Yeah, I know that NZ and Australia are different countries, but I don't know what a New Zealand accent sounds like, so I estimated.

On topic, is it Kosher to say you porked a Jewish woman after a date?

Really, we've always known that bacon causes your blood vessels to clog up. Who knew it had a faster mechanism of action when applied topically?

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