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Bacon, it really does do everything


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Chur bro it's totally nunngered to buggery; I would seek refuge in the Great Mitten but I might get shot or stabbed by gangbangers then wait an hour for an ambulance then be seen by a Consultant Emergency Physician who only has four years of post-graduate residency training .... man I'd be one crook bloke then!

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Well, maybe it will work as a regular tampon too?

I mean, c'mon, the posibility exists that the after effects would be more attractive than a 'fresh floral scent?" :-)

Just sayin'...

Dwayne

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Shit I'm too rooted to have a squiz at what Dwayne wrote, heaps rooted bro, time for a kip ....

I still have no idea what you said in any of your posts, and I even read them out loud in my best Aussie accent. Yeah, I know that NZ and Australia are different countries, but I don't know what a New Zealand accent sounds like, so I estimated.

On topic, is it Kosher to say you porked a Jewish woman after a date?

Really, we've always known that bacon causes your blood vessels to clog up. Who knew it had a faster mechanism of action when applied topically?

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