thoughts to ponder

[Happiness]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an

erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the

Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying

of nothing.

Number 5

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

criticism.

Number 4

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut

saves you $30.00?

Number 3

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is

weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 2

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your

a$$ tomorrow.

And The Number 1 Thought - - - as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."

[Richard B the EMT]

Old age? Consider the alternative!