my dogs secret

[Happiness]

My Dog’s Secret

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

I think my dog is a member of Congress!

[Richard B the EMT]

What's a dog do on it's day off? Can't lay around, that's his job!

George Carlin

Folks wear T-Shirts saying "Don't do anything you don't want to explain to the EMTs and Paramedics"? Same thing with dogs and cats, as they both carry tails (tales).

[Just Plain Ruff]

And he's the only one who knows what the technique is for improvising a spacer from a different thread.