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If you even want to get a laugh out of your wife/mistress/girlfriend(boyfriend?)... walk into the room naked and yell "THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!".

Not so good on a first date, but if your significant other is cool, you might get lucky.

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Man, it's funny when you go to mass and then people spend the rest of the day trying to "wipe that smudge" off your forehead... no, really! It's s'posed to be there today! Lol. The priest was funny today, he said we'd already put in a good 60 minutes of penance, just by attending a mid-week church service! Cracked me up.

Wendy

CO EMT-B

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