runswithneedles Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) Feel my shakra enter your body and heal your wounds. Nah im a Texan. I use hippies for target practice (Along with border jumpers and coyotes (men who assist the illegals) Edited February 27, 2012 by runswithneedles
Kiwiology Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) I think we must be related; I am at heart a small town loving pro gun ownership conservative Republican Christian who likes barbecue, pick up trucks, big cowboy hats, the Dixie Chicks and talkin like this y'all where you hurtin' at boss me n' slim here from the ambeeelance Man I haven't been to Texas in like 2 years, I'm having withdraws .... mind you what I described is fairly generic to most Midwestern and Southern states Um, know any hot single Southern chicks? I want to get my bright red patch, big cowbody hat and hip pouch full of suxamethonium, wild wild west ambo Edited February 27, 2012 by kiwimedic
runswithneedles Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 X-D. Well everything is bigger in texas. Including the women. Texas is #1 in obesity with three of the largest cities of texas being in the top ten fattest cities. But their are a few gems. One of which was a emt I worked with. But she had a fetish for fireman. Everytime I go to the ED its like im stepping into the candy shop. Except these women are like 6-15 years older than me. (Sucks being the baby in EMS, maybe itll get better with my red patch) One thing that makes Texas unique from any other southern state......Friday Night Lights and south padre island during spring break. By the way. you know you're in west texas when you yell Esta la miegra no se mueva. You see your gardner run for the hills.
Kiwiology Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Well in that case just call me Edwardo Sanchez Juarez Ambulancia de Kiwi
runswithneedles Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Ill go get you a 1995 ford vanbulance with hydros and chrome wheels. Maybe as a bonus all add the fluffy pink dice on the mirror as a gift.
Kiwiology Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Oh like hell you will, I want a gnarley big Ford E450 or something brimming with lights and an air horn
runswithneedles Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) Edwardo drives POS. Cowboys drive the big boys. By the way E series are vans. Its the F series that are gnarly. But Fords are Fixed often or repaired daily. I personally like dodge ram 4500 with 4X4. But it varies by region. Some other towns such as pecos use medium duty. Edited February 27, 2012 by runswithneedles
Kiwiology Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Well I do like barbeque, contemporary country music, ten gallon hats, faded jeans and guns, does that make me a cowbody ambo worthy of a big red patch and Ford F series ambulance brimming with lights an air horn?
runswithneedles Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Im just the humble basic. But I would count you worthy. Lets ride off into the sunset on the old dusty trail lights and sireeens.
Kiwiology Posted February 27, 2012 Posted February 27, 2012 Awesome bro, until I've had a few rips round the parking lot you can drive, I'm gonna need a bit of time to acquaint myself with such a large vehicle And if a slack jawed Tennesseeian with a bluetooth stethoscope and a Johnny Rockets burger in his hand happens to wander infront of us as I'm navigating down the freeway blasting the air horn no matter, oops, was that a speed bump?
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