def of irony

[Happiness]

Definition of Irony

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

[Richard B the EMT]

That almost sounds like comedian Steven Wright's question of

What do you do, when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

[Pavehawk]

Definition of Irony

The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,

asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.

Sorry to upset your funny... but parks is part of The Department of the Interior not Ag.

[Richard B the EMT]

Attempt at irony:

A youth kills his parents and siblings, then asks leniency from the courts because he's an orphan.

[Pavehawk]

ROFL... and there was a news feed today spome guy trying to break the record for being buried alive...doed during the attempt;

Sri Lankan man dies trying to win burial-alive record

[runswithneedles]

That almost sounds like comedian Steven Wright's question of

What do you do, when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

peaceful protest?

ROFL... and there was a news feed today spome guy trying to break the record for being buried alive...doed during the attempt;

Sri Lankan man dies trying to win burial-alive record

Sounds like darwins theory of natural selection in action

Edited March 6, 2012 by runswithneedles

[Richard B the EMT]

Considering those who die trying to prove "them" wrong, and supposedly improving the gene pool by removing themselves from it, I present, to the EMT City, the Darwin Awards!

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/