Best pranks

[Richard B the EMT]

So she purchased one of those stuffed monkey's that could be carried on her back and when she was called in (like clockwork) she put it on her back and walked into the supervisors office.

Dangitall! Why didn't I ever think of doing that?

Another time, they sent someone over for A.S.H. receivers (ash tray) and 50' of flight line.

As a child, I got sent for the "Cannon Report". As an adult, I finally had someone explain to me that the "bang", "boom" or "Crack" sound made by a firearm or heavier weapon is the weapon's "report". Billy Landsberg, wherever you are, even though it is 45 years after making me run up and down the stairs to get you that "report", you're gonna PAY!