Dont ride your bicycle

[Happiness]

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

[Just Plain Ruff]

ok, I'll get some ribbing for this but has Schnauzer been designated a new word for something other than a dog cause I don't get it?

Edited March 20, 2012 by Captain Kickass

[dstevens58]

Pharmacist just running down the options a woman would want to use hair remover.....arms, legs and the only other place the pharmacist could think of, the woman called it a Schnauzer

[Just Plain Ruff]

Yeah I've just never heard it called a schnauzer. I've heard called a hoo haw but not a schnauzer.

[ERDoc]

If she was blonde, would it be appropriate to call it a golden retriever?

[mikemedic999]

HAHAHA GOD U GUYS N GIRLS MAKE ME LAUGH!

[emtdennis]

I wonder if schnauzer is a good term to use on an anatomy chart.

Edited April 27, 2012 by djdudley

[DwayneEMTP]

I read that joke and the part of my brain that seems tasked with coming up with as many possibly plays on the scenario as possible was lit up like the friggin' Fourth of July...but not one funny thing actually came to fruition...

Still a good joke though...