OLDER WOMEN

[Happiness]

After being married for 40 years, I took a

careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a

junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a

10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep

every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00

car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but

I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems

to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me

to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she

would make sure that I would once again be living

in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on

a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and

white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know

how to solve an old guy's problems.

[island emt]

Boy if that isn't the truth! +1

[Richard B the EMT]

I thought this might have been destined for the "And then the fight started" string...

[Happiness]

^{Nope sometimes the is quickly ended in one fell swoop}

[DFIB]

Ronnie McDowell was spot on about older ladies.

[MedicAsh]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha