[JEMS NEWSFEED] Dallas Man Falls into Bread Dough Mixer

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Responders had to cut around the heavy-duty equipment and dough to reach him.

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[ERDoc]

I guess you could say...

He kneaded the help.

[paramedicmike]

That's a pretty crusty joke, Doc.

[ERDoc]

Sorry. I'm off today so I've been loafing around the house.

[paramedicmike]

No matter how you slice it we're spreading these on pretty thick.

[ERDoc]

I dough not know what you are talking about.

[JPINFV]

It's unfortunate that it was...

...unleavened bread.

Let's hope he didn't get...

too mixed up.

[ERDoc]

It's a Wonder no one has complained about this thread yet.

[paramedicmike]

I hope he didn't go home and get baked.

[JPINFV]

If he was a woman they'd have to be concerend about the possibility of having a bun in the oven,