Zombie apocalypse protocols.

[DFIB]

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms....

True that! You dont even have to be in zombieland to get some good use out of that one. You are never so vulnerable as when you are hobbled and sitting on the pot!

[fire911medic]

Here's my thought - 1. Call the people at Red Jacket Firearms and let them shoot since they've managed to create a device for everything 2. Investigate buying one of those bunkers like the people from Deep Earth build 3. Run like Hell to said bunker 4. Let FEMA deal with the aftermath 'cause the government is just so good at cleaning up everyone else's mess....

Yeah, ain't gonna happen, but I had to start reposting somewhere